Tales From The Crapper
Tales From The Crapper Tales From The Crapper
Directed by Gabriel Friedman, David Paiko, Brian Spitz, Doug Sakmann, Chad Ferrin, and Lloyd Kaufman
Produced by Troma Entertainment, Inc.

The first film in Lloyd Von Kaufman’s acclaimed “Dogpile ‘95” doctrine of digital filmmaking is a complex anthology film that only the Troma Team can pull off. Tales from the Crapper is an epic of truly biblical proportions with over three years in the making, filmed at locations in three countries, led by six directors creating the vision of fifteen writers.

Tales from the Crapper combines two brilliant and thought provoking tales starring goddess of independent cinema, Julie Strain, and a cornucopia of Hollywood’s biggest and brightest stars including: Debbie Rochon, Kevin Eastman, James Gunn, Juan Schwartz, New Found Glory, Joe Fleishaker, Skippy and Foofy Applebaum, Jamie Greco, and Bill Ferguson.

Tales from the Crapper has special effects so outstanding you’ll think they are real, and breasts so outstanding you’ll think they are real.

Each story has its own hilarious and informative introduction by our host, The Crapkeeper (Lloyd Kaufman).

In The Case Of The Melon Heavy Alien Man Eater, Julie Strain plays Ivana Dance, an undercover cop posing as a stripper to find out who is committing a string of heinous murders in the strip clubs of L.A. When her husband (Kevin Eastman) is murdered she delves deep into the sensuous life of a stripper so to find his killer. She soon finds that the killer is much too powerful to be human and in fact a bloodthirsty alien called: The Tromantis!! Unable to allow the alien Tromantis to continue its evil deeds, Julie Strain engages it in a sexy strip-off to the death. Will she have her vengeance or fall victim to the creature’s savage killing spree? Well, we’re not going to tell you, you gotta see it. Tuition of the Terror Twat is jam packed with Troma stars including Juan Schwartz (Cannibal! The Musical), the boys of New Found Glory, and film legend Ron Jeremy. In this tale young Timmy finds that he is not eligible for financial aid, and is at risk of not being able to attend college in the fall. Fortunately his friends come to his rescue by convincing three hot strippers to perform during a large benefit party to help raise the money for his tuition. Little do the boys know that the gorgeous strippers (Julie Strain, Arban Ornelas, and Masuimi Max) have a dark secret. They are deadly Lesbian Vampires! Oh crap, we just gave it away. It’s Risky Business meets The Lost Boys with a naked lesbian twist.

Featuring today’s hottest music, it’s Tales from the Crapper! Based on a true story.